It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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