im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I have aggressive nipples.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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