sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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