You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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Have fun and good luck.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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