Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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