i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
