Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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