I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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