i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
