every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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