dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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