you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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