This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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