I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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