And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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