I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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