Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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