Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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