why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So I just went to clothing optional bar
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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