My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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