She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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