it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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