I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I want to be your penis for a week.
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I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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