16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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