I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
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just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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