Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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