ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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