Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
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