And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
