So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
We left an ass print on the piano.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
