Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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