your parents love me but you hate me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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