she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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