What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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