Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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