Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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