I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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