evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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