I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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