Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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