I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
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