im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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