VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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