Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
