i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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