Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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