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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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