So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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