matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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