your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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