im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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