Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Two words: blizzard sex
My feet surprised me
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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