you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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